Series: 30 Rock
Episode:  Reunion
Original Air Date: 12/04/08 (TV); 12/05/08 (Online)
Kenneth: And your landlord called and he said it's not the toilet, it's you.
Liz: This may come as some surprise to you, Jack, but I was kind of a lonely nerd in high school.
Liz: I want to go to there.
Dotcom: Tray - why are you in your "angry chair?"
Dotcom: Grizz had to go to the optometrist.
Tracy: Making up words won't save you!
Liz: I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
Liz: A manhattan, please.
Bartender: Sure, what kind of bourbon?
Liz: ...A white wine spritzer, please.
Rob: Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?" I can't deal right now. Ugh, I'm so mad all I can do is dance!
Jenna: Is it Allison-from-wardrobe's baby? What is up with that thing? So she can put her foot in her mouth, so can I!
Kenneth: I’m so sorry, Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: No, keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again.
Jack: No, wait! Wait! We cannot do this. We cannot "Carrie" Liz Lemon.
Liz: What? Oh - not okay, guys!