Saturday, November 22, 2008

30 Rock | S3E4 | November 20, 2008

Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [4] Gavin Volure
Original Air Date: 11/20/08 (TV); 11/22/08 (Online)

Liz: "Is this potpourri or chips? Cause I'm gonna try to eat it..."

Gavin: "Ok, I'll send a helicopter. To take you to the train station."

Jack: "Lemon, you're going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast: Wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age."

Gavin: "One of these benches is a priceless work of art, and the other is an ordinary bench from which to admire it."

Gavin: "Aww damnit! I have got a serious case of the Mondays."

Gavin: "I miscounted the men, Liz!!! I miscounted the men!"

Liz: "Tracy, get out of the hallway."
Tracy: "Or am I?"
Liz: "Oh god, THIS dream again?"

Tracy: "Stop patriciding! It's me! There's nothing to be freaked out about! That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed!"

Jack: "Laundry, Kenneth? I know we pay you a living wage - I fought against it."

Kenneth: "I did some street performing in my neighborhood this weekend."

Pete: "Kenneth - I need someone to be our Floor Emergency Marshall."
Kenneth: "And you came to me first? Thank you, sir!"

Set Worker: "We need the Floor Emergency Marshall!"

Friday, November 14, 2008

Jack McBrayer Interview on Leno

30 Rock | S3E3 | Nov 13, 2008

Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [3] The One with the Cast from Night Court
Original Air Date: 11/13/08 (TV); 11/14/08 (Online)

Liz: Hey! Did you see our shout-out in Variety? They called us a comedy show!

Liz: She's like a human Macarena - something everybody did at parties back in 1996.

Claire: Oh hey, Liz...Jack was just giving me directions to the F train.

Claire: Are we still on for tonight? Because it is going to be epic.
Liz: I...can't...I volunteer at this thing with kids...and old people.
Cliare: ...Bring 'em. See ya!

Liz: Did she do "Sexy birthday" or "Mannequin Who Come's to Life?"
Jack: "Sexy Birthday," thank God...

Kenneth: ...Finally giving America what it wants: a reunion of Friends...from Night Court.

Liz: So let's go dancing in high heels!
Claire: Where should we go?
Cerie: You guys should go to Aquarium. It's this new nightclub and all the women are in a glass room in the center of the dance floor, and all the guys just watch and feed them.

Liz: Jack, she's in your house!
Jack: What? Don't be ridiculous! The alarm is---

Sparky Monroe: I can prove my client is innocent! If only it weren't a full mooooooon...

Claire: Oh please stop. Don't make that muppet face at him.

Claire: We all want what's best for Jack. So why don't we just get this three-way on!
Liz: No!
Jack: No! Right? I mean, it's a bad idea?

Liz: Stop group hugging! Who does that?!

Tracy: Are you okay?

Sunday, November 9, 2008

30 Rock | S3E2 | Nov 06, 2008

Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [2] Believe in the Stars
Original Air Date: 11/06/08 (TV); 11/07/08 (Online)

Liz: “Comanaprasil? ‘May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.’ ”

Jenna: “How can you defame someone who’s been arrested at three different Chuckee Cheese’s?”

Tracy: “White people stole jazz, rock ‘n’ roll, Will Smith, AND heart disease. Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.”

Kenneth: “Tyler Brody was not the only hero I lost today, sir.”
Kenneth: “The other hero was you, in case that was not –“
Jack: “I got it, Kenneth.”

Tracy: “You can’t fix this, Liz Lemon. It’s about race. It’s about being a woman.
It’s about money. It’s about being on TV. And no one understands all that!”

Liz: “I’ma call you back. I’m snitting next to Borpo.”

Tracy (as a white girl): “Hi, strangers. Do you think I’m sexy? Giggle giggle giggle.”

Liz: “Yeah, it’s bad, I get it. Go get some baby wipes!”

Liz: “She’s coming, Jack. Oprah – is coming! She’s going to fix everything. Oprah!”

Kenneth: “Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?”
Jack: “You're darn right he is, Kenneth.”

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Tina Fey Interview on Conan

Original Air Date: 10/28/08 (TV)