Series: 30 Rock
Episode:  Gavin Volure
Original Air Date: 11/20/08 (TV); 11/22/08 (Online)
Liz: "Is this potpourri or chips? Cause I'm gonna try to eat it..."
Gavin: "Ok, I'll send a helicopter. To take you to the train station."
Jack: "Lemon, you're going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast: Wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age."
Gavin: "One of these benches is a priceless work of art, and the other is an ordinary bench from which to admire it."
Gavin: "Aww damnit! I have got a serious case of the Mondays."
Gavin: "I miscounted the men, Liz!!! I miscounted the men!"
Liz: "Tracy, get out of the hallway."
Tracy: "Or am I?"
Liz: "Oh god, THIS dream again?"
Tracy: "Stop patriciding! It's me! There's nothing to be freaked out about! That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed!"
Jack: "Laundry, Kenneth? I know we pay you a living wage - I fought against it."
Kenneth: "I did some street performing in my neighborhood this weekend."
Pete: "Kenneth - I need someone to be our Floor Emergency Marshall."
Kenneth: "And you came to me first? Thank you, sir!"
Set Worker: "We need the Floor Emergency Marshall!"