I guess I will formally say that my weekly coverage of new 30 Rock episodes ends (it actually ended 3 months ago). Reasons being because:
1) Pregnant Cornbread does a much better job.
2) It's kind of a pain.
3) The new NBC application is stupid now.
4) I think I might get in trouble if I keep doing it.
Anyways, I'm making a comeback by posting an article written by Alec Baldwin, on Tina Fey. She's made TIME's 2009 list of Most Influential People. Not sure how they can put out the list for 2009, but it doesn't matter because they made the right call here!
Tina Fey by Alec Baldwin
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
30 Rock | S3E9 | January 22, 2009
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [9] Retreat to Move Forward
Original Air Date: 01/22/09 (TV); 01/23/09 (Online)
Jack: Lemon, which of these pictures do you like better?
Tracy: So how am I looking, Dr. Spaceman? Dr. Spaceman: Well Tracy, I don’t know how to say this. Di-A-Buh-tees?
Liz: Oh stop sweating, you idiot! What is wrong with you, you STUPID BITCH?!
Kenneth: You need to eat better.
Tracy: N - O - E. No! E!
Liz: Sorry, I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis. [Robot voice]Ro-bot pe-nis!
Frank: Ok fine, whatever. But you’ll be cool about this?
Jenna: You...the one...who...cool should be!
Liz: First of all, there’s an omelet bar downstairs, so you should probably go get yourself an omelet.
Jack: Like a waitress!
Kenneth: EAT YOUR VEGETABLES! Geegeege~gyuu!
Jack: A lot of people from the conference emailed me to ask if I was there when the bra-lady went crazy.
Season: 3
Episode: [9] Retreat to Move Forward
Original Air Date: 01/22/09 (TV); 01/23/09 (Online)
Jack: Lemon, which of these pictures do you like better?
Tracy: So how am I looking, Dr. Spaceman? Dr. Spaceman: Well Tracy, I don’t know how to say this. Di-A-Buh-tees?
Liz: Oh stop sweating, you idiot! What is wrong with you, you STUPID BITCH?!
Kenneth: You need to eat better.
Tracy: N - O - E. No! E!
Liz: Sorry, I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis. [Robot voice]Ro-bot pe-nis!
Frank: Ok fine, whatever. But you’ll be cool about this?
Jenna: You...the one...who...cool should be!
Liz: First of all, there’s an omelet bar downstairs, so you should probably go get yourself an omelet.
Jack: Like a waitress!
Kenneth: EAT YOUR VEGETABLES! Geegeege~gyuu!
Jack: A lot of people from the conference emailed me to ask if I was there when the bra-lady went crazy.
30 Rock | S3E8 | January 15, 2009
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [8] Flu Shot
Original Air Date: 01/15/09 (TV); 01/16/09 (Online)
Liz: I even bought a new swimsuit.
Cerie: What is that?
Liz: It’s called a tank-quart, Cerie. You may have seen it in US Weekly. Being worn by Dame Judy Dench – ‘s mother.
Kenneth: Don’t worry, Ms. Lemon. I never get sick. I have the constitution of an ox.
Jack: I’m sorry, what do you call yourself?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: No, I know you can say that, but what do I call you?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: Wow. That does not sound right.
Jack: You know, she’s second generation Puerto Rican.
Liz: Jack, you can’t call her that!
Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science gonna find a cure for a woman’s mouth?
Kenneth: It would be an honor to die at my post and be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man; wrapped in a Confederate flag, fried, and fed to dogs.
Liz: Hey, Cerie. What is this text that you sent me supposed to mean?
Cerie: Your vacation is back on.
Liz: How is this any easier th—
Cerie: I’m so happy the number 4, the letter U.
Dr. Spaceman: If you want a shot, you’re going to have to dance for it. … Very nice.
Tracy: I tried on a lot of outfits.
Jenna: And some of them, I was like “No” but then some of them, I was like “YEAH!”
Elisa: I cannot lose this job. I’d have to go back to working the late shift and Dunkin’ Donuts.
[Flashback]
Elisa: Can I help you?
“Customer”: Yes, what time do you start throwing out doughnuts?
Season: 3
Episode: [8] Flu Shot
Original Air Date: 01/15/09 (TV); 01/16/09 (Online)
Liz: I even bought a new swimsuit.
Cerie: What is that?
Liz: It’s called a tank-quart, Cerie. You may have seen it in US Weekly. Being worn by Dame Judy Dench – ‘s mother.
Kenneth: Don’t worry, Ms. Lemon. I never get sick. I have the constitution of an ox.
Jack: I’m sorry, what do you call yourself?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: No, I know you can say that, but what do I call you?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: Wow. That does not sound right.
Jack: You know, she’s second generation Puerto Rican.
Liz: Jack, you can’t call her that!
Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science gonna find a cure for a woman’s mouth?
Kenneth: It would be an honor to die at my post and be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man; wrapped in a Confederate flag, fried, and fed to dogs.
Liz: Hey, Cerie. What is this text that you sent me supposed to mean?
Cerie: Your vacation is back on.
Liz: How is this any easier th—
Cerie: I’m so happy the number 4, the letter U.
Dr. Spaceman: If you want a shot, you’re going to have to dance for it. … Very nice.
Tracy: I tried on a lot of outfits.
Jenna: And some of them, I was like “No” but then some of them, I was like “YEAH!”
Elisa: I cannot lose this job. I’d have to go back to working the late shift and Dunkin’ Donuts.
[Flashback]
Elisa: Can I help you?
“Customer”: Yes, what time do you start throwing out doughnuts?
30 Rock | S3E7 | January 8, 2009
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [7] Senor Macho Solo
Original Air Date: 01/08/09 (TV); 01/09/09 (Online)
Liz: Hey Max, is this your little sister? Oh, what a cute little girl…or boy, if you grow up and feel that that’s what’s inside you.
Jack: Tracy, your friends and I are worried about you. We think your spending has gone out of control.
Tracy: … Give me an example.
Liz: I like your tie.
Stewart: And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe. How bout we grab some coffee and explore this?
Angie: I’ll sign your stupid contract…never gonna leave this man anyway.
Tracy: You’re not?!
Angie: Baby, I’m gonna be with you til the very end. I’m going to watch you die, Tracy Jordan.
Kenneth: So Stewart, what is it like living under a bridge?
Jack: How did you and Lemon meet?
Stewart: Liz here just saw me on the street and went for it.
Jack: Lemon did that?
Liz: Yeah…you know me. Spend my lunch hour walking up and down 6th avenue, looking for a hot meal.
Jack: Okay! Classic Lemon man-eater.
Liz: …Cat sound…heh.
“Here’s Maroney on a windy day.”
Liz: I have a thing about intimacy. I’m the weird one, I’m weirder than you!
Stewart: …How am I weird?
Liz: You’re not! That came out wrong!
Season: 3
Episode: [7] Senor Macho Solo
Original Air Date: 01/08/09 (TV); 01/09/09 (Online)
Liz: Hey Max, is this your little sister? Oh, what a cute little girl…or boy, if you grow up and feel that that’s what’s inside you.
Jack: Tracy, your friends and I are worried about you. We think your spending has gone out of control.
Tracy: … Give me an example.
Liz: I like your tie.
Stewart: And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe. How bout we grab some coffee and explore this?
Angie: I’ll sign your stupid contract…never gonna leave this man anyway.
Tracy: You’re not?!
Angie: Baby, I’m gonna be with you til the very end. I’m going to watch you die, Tracy Jordan.
Kenneth: So Stewart, what is it like living under a bridge?
Jack: How did you and Lemon meet?
Stewart: Liz here just saw me on the street and went for it.
Jack: Lemon did that?
Liz: Yeah…you know me. Spend my lunch hour walking up and down 6th avenue, looking for a hot meal.
Jack: Okay! Classic Lemon man-eater.
Liz: …Cat sound…heh.
“Here’s Maroney on a windy day.”
Liz: I have a thing about intimacy. I’m the weird one, I’m weirder than you!
Stewart: …How am I weird?
Liz: You’re not! That came out wrong!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
30 Rock | S3E6 | December 11, 2008
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [6] Christmas Special
Original Air Date: 12/11/08 (TV); 12/12/08 (Online)
Kenneth: I love helping people less fortunate than me.
Toofer: Where do you find them?
Liz: Listen to this- 'Dear Santa, my name is Chanel Jenkins. I would like some new shoes so I can walk to school. My dream is to be a doctor someday-'
Tracy: [crying] That kid's never going to be a doctor.
Liz: Where are you? I hear sunshine.
Jack: I hit her. I hit her with my car... She’s fine. She’s better than fine. They’re giving her a titanium hip. Like the Terminator. It’s only going to make her more powerful.
Liz: Hey Toofer! Can I buy a kid "Fubu?" Is that a swear word?
Liz: I know, but I have a new family, the Glovers! And I am going to get them all these raping Santas. ... Well I kind of assumed they’d rap, which is kind of racist on my part. But still, best Christmas ever! You’re welcome Glovers!
Tracy: What’s the past tense for "scam?" Is it "scrumped?" Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrumped!
Kenneth: I don’t believe people would do that, Ms. Lemon. This is a religious holiday. When has religion caused any trouble?
Liz: Kenneth, you’re naive.
Kenneth: And you’re acting like a real C-word right now. That’s right - a cranky sue!
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I know you’re going to be all alone on Christmas Day. So if you like, you can spend it with the Jordans.
Liz: I’d love too Tracy.
Tracy: Good, we’ll be over at 2. My kids have a peanut allergy, but my dogs only eat steak.
Jack and Colleen: [singing] Merry Christmas...to yooooooou.
Season: 3
Episode: [6] Christmas Special
Original Air Date: 12/11/08 (TV); 12/12/08 (Online)
Kenneth: I love helping people less fortunate than me.
Toofer: Where do you find them?
Liz: Listen to this- 'Dear Santa, my name is Chanel Jenkins. I would like some new shoes so I can walk to school. My dream is to be a doctor someday-'
Tracy: [crying] That kid's never going to be a doctor.
Liz: Where are you? I hear sunshine.
Jack: I hit her. I hit her with my car... She’s fine. She’s better than fine. They’re giving her a titanium hip. Like the Terminator. It’s only going to make her more powerful.
Liz: Hey Toofer! Can I buy a kid "Fubu?" Is that a swear word?
Liz: I know, but I have a new family, the Glovers! And I am going to get them all these raping Santas. ... Well I kind of assumed they’d rap, which is kind of racist on my part. But still, best Christmas ever! You’re welcome Glovers!
Tracy: What’s the past tense for "scam?" Is it "scrumped?" Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrumped!
Kenneth: I don’t believe people would do that, Ms. Lemon. This is a religious holiday. When has religion caused any trouble?
Liz: Kenneth, you’re naive.
Kenneth: And you’re acting like a real C-word right now. That’s right - a cranky sue!
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I know you’re going to be all alone on Christmas Day. So if you like, you can spend it with the Jordans.
Liz: I’d love too Tracy.
Tracy: Good, we’ll be over at 2. My kids have a peanut allergy, but my dogs only eat steak.
Jack and Colleen: [singing] Merry Christmas...to yooooooou.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Tina Fey Article in Vanity Fair
Tina Fey's Cover Story in Vanity Fair
The Story Behind Tina Fey's Scar Revealed:
Liz Lemon favors her right side. That’s because a faint scar runs across Tina Fey’s left cheek, the result of a violent cutting attack by a stranger when Fey was five. Her husband says, “It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and somebody who just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen.” You can hardly see the scar in person. But I agree with Richmond that it makes Fey more lovely, like a hint of Marlene Dietrich noir glamour in a Preston Sturges heroine.
“That scar was fascinating to me,” Richmond recalls. “This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life. When you have that kind of thing happen to you, that makes you scared of certain things, that makes you frightened of different things, your comedy comes out in a different kind of way, and it also makes you feel for people.”
The Story Behind Tina Fey's Scar Revealed:
Liz Lemon favors her right side. That’s because a faint scar runs across Tina Fey’s left cheek, the result of a violent cutting attack by a stranger when Fey was five. Her husband says, “It was in, like, the front yard of her house, and somebody who just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen.” You can hardly see the scar in person. But I agree with Richmond that it makes Fey more lovely, like a hint of Marlene Dietrich noir glamour in a Preston Sturges heroine.
“That scar was fascinating to me,” Richmond recalls. “This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life. When you have that kind of thing happen to you, that makes you scared of certain things, that makes you frightened of different things, your comedy comes out in a different kind of way, and it also makes you feel for people.”
30 Rock | S3E5 | December 04, 2008
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [5] Reunion
Original Air Date: 12/04/08 (TV); 12/05/08 (Online)
Kenneth: And your landlord called and he said it's not the toilet, it's you.
Liz: This may come as some surprise to you, Jack, but I was kind of a lonely nerd in high school.
Liz: I want to go to there.
Dotcom: Tray - why are you in your "angry chair?"
Dotcom: Grizz had to go to the optometrist.
Tracy: Making up words won't save you!
Liz: I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
Liz: A manhattan, please.
Bartender: Sure, what kind of bourbon?
Liz: ...A white wine spritzer, please.
Rob: Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?" I can't deal right now. Ugh, I'm so mad all I can do is dance!
Jenna: Is it Allison-from-wardrobe's baby? What is up with that thing? So she can put her foot in her mouth, so can I!
Kenneth: I’m so sorry, Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: No, keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again.
Jack: No, wait! Wait! We cannot do this. We cannot "Carrie" Liz Lemon.
Liz: What? Oh - not okay, guys!
Season: 3
Episode: [5] Reunion
Original Air Date: 12/04/08 (TV); 12/05/08 (Online)
Kenneth: And your landlord called and he said it's not the toilet, it's you.
Liz: This may come as some surprise to you, Jack, but I was kind of a lonely nerd in high school.
Liz: I want to go to there.
Dotcom: Tray - why are you in your "angry chair?"
Dotcom: Grizz had to go to the optometrist.
Tracy: Making up words won't save you!
Liz: I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!
Liz: A manhattan, please.
Bartender: Sure, what kind of bourbon?
Liz: ...A white wine spritzer, please.
Rob: Still think I'm "gayer than the volleyball scene in Top Gun?" I can't deal right now. Ugh, I'm so mad all I can do is dance!
Jenna: Is it Allison-from-wardrobe's baby? What is up with that thing? So she can put her foot in her mouth, so can I!
Kenneth: I’m so sorry, Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: No, keep crying. I want you to feel this so you never make this mistake again.
Jack: No, wait! Wait! We cannot do this. We cannot "Carrie" Liz Lemon.
Liz: What? Oh - not okay, guys!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
30 Rock | S3E4 | November 20, 2008
Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [4] Gavin Volure
Original Air Date: 11/20/08 (TV); 11/22/08 (Online)
Liz: "Is this potpourri or chips? Cause I'm gonna try to eat it..."
Gavin: "Ok, I'll send a helicopter. To take you to the train station."
Jack: "Lemon, you're going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast: Wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age."
Gavin: "One of these benches is a priceless work of art, and the other is an ordinary bench from which to admire it."
Gavin: "Aww damnit! I have got a serious case of the Mondays."
Gavin: "I miscounted the men, Liz!!! I miscounted the men!"
Liz: "Tracy, get out of the hallway."
Tracy: "Or am I?"
Liz: "Oh god, THIS dream again?"
Tracy: "Stop patriciding! It's me! There's nothing to be freaked out about! That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed!"
Jack: "Laundry, Kenneth? I know we pay you a living wage - I fought against it."
Kenneth: "I did some street performing in my neighborhood this weekend."
Pete: "Kenneth - I need someone to be our Floor Emergency Marshall."
Kenneth: "And you came to me first? Thank you, sir!"
Set Worker: "We need the Floor Emergency Marshall!"
Season: 3
Episode: [4] Gavin Volure
Original Air Date: 11/20/08 (TV); 11/22/08 (Online)
Liz: "Is this potpourri or chips? Cause I'm gonna try to eat it..."
Gavin: "Ok, I'll send a helicopter. To take you to the train station."
Jack: "Lemon, you're going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast: Wear something tight, force a smile, and lie about your age."
Gavin: "One of these benches is a priceless work of art, and the other is an ordinary bench from which to admire it."
Gavin: "Aww damnit! I have got a serious case of the Mondays."
Gavin: "I miscounted the men, Liz!!! I miscounted the men!"
Liz: "Tracy, get out of the hallway."
Tracy: "Or am I?"
Liz: "Oh god, THIS dream again?"
Tracy: "Stop patriciding! It's me! There's nothing to be freaked out about! That's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed!"
Jack: "Laundry, Kenneth? I know we pay you a living wage - I fought against it."
Kenneth: "I did some street performing in my neighborhood this weekend."
Pete: "Kenneth - I need someone to be our Floor Emergency Marshall."
Kenneth: "And you came to me first? Thank you, sir!"
Set Worker: "We need the Floor Emergency Marshall!"
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