Series: 30 Rock Season: 3 Episode: [3] The One with the Cast from Night Court Original Air Date: 11/13/08 (TV); 11/14/08 (Online)
Liz: Hey! Did you see our shout-out in Variety? They called us a comedy show!
Liz: She's like a human Macarena - something everybody did at parties back in 1996.
Claire: Oh hey, Liz...Jack was just giving me directions to the F train.
Claire: Are we still on for tonight? Because it is going to be epic. Liz: I...can't...I volunteer at this thing with kids...and old people. Cliare: ...Bring 'em. See ya!
Liz: Did she do "Sexy birthday" or "Mannequin Who Come's to Life?" Jack: "Sexy Birthday," thank God...
Kenneth: ...Finally giving America what it wants: a reunion of Friends...from Night Court.
Liz: So let's go dancing in high heels! Claire: Where should we go? Cerie: You guys should go to Aquarium. It's this new nightclub and all the women are in a glass room in the center of the dance floor, and all the guys just watch and feed them.
Liz: Jack, she's in your house! Jack: What? Don't be ridiculous! The alarm is---
Sparky Monroe: I can prove my client is innocent! If only it weren't a full mooooooon...
Claire: Oh please stop. Don't make that muppet face at him.
Claire: We all want what's best for Jack. So why don't we just get this three-way on! Liz: No! Jack: No! Right? I mean, it's a bad idea?
Season: 3 Episode: [2] Believe in the Stars Original Air Date: 11/06/08 (TV); 11/07/08 (Online)
Liz: “Comanaprasil? ‘May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime.’ ”
Jenna: “How can you defame someone who’s been arrested at three different Chuckee Cheese’s?”
Tracy: “White people stole jazz, rock ‘n’ roll, Will Smith, AND heart disease. Now they think they can take my hard-earned money.”
Kenneth: “Tyler Brody was not the only hero I lost today, sir.” Kenneth: “The other hero was you, in case that was not –“ Jack: “I got it, Kenneth.”
Tracy: “You can’t fix this, Liz Lemon. It’s about race. It’s about being a woman. It’s about money. It’s about being on TV. And no one understands all that!” Liz: “I’ma call you back. I’m snitting next to Borpo.”
Tracy (as a white girl): “Hi, strangers. Do you think I’m sexy? Giggle giggle giggle.”
Liz: “Yeah, it’s bad, I get it. Go get some baby wipes!”
Liz: “She’s coming, Jack. Oprah – is coming! She’s going to fix everything. Oprah!”
Kenneth: “Is Spongebob Squarepants supposed to be terrifying?” Jack: “You're darn right he is, Kenneth.”
