Friday, January 23, 2009

30 Rock | S3E8 | January 15, 2009

Series: 30 Rock
Season: 3
Episode: [8] Flu Shot
Original Air Date: 01/15/09 (TV); 01/16/09 (Online)

Liz: I even bought a new swimsuit.
Cerie: What is that?
Liz: It’s called a tank-quart, Cerie. You may have seen it in US Weekly. Being worn by Dame Judy Dench – ‘s mother.

Kenneth: Don’t worry, Ms. Lemon. I never get sick. I have the constitution of an ox.

Jack: I’m sorry, what do you call yourself?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: No, I know you can say that, but what do I call you?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: Wow. That does not sound right.

Jack: You know, she’s second generation Puerto Rican.
Liz: Jack, you can’t call her that!

Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science gonna find a cure for a woman’s mouth?

Kenneth: It would be an honor to die at my post and be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man; wrapped in a Confederate flag, fried, and fed to dogs.

Liz: Hey, Cerie. What is this text that you sent me supposed to mean?
Cerie: Your vacation is back on.
Liz: How is this any easier th—
Cerie: I’m so happy the number 4, the letter U.

Dr. Spaceman: If you want a shot, you’re going to have to dance for it. … Very nice.

Tracy: I tried on a lot of outfits.
Jenna: And some of them, I was like “No” but then some of them, I was like “YEAH!”

Elisa: I cannot lose this job. I’d have to go back to working the late shift and Dunkin’ Donuts.
Elisa: Can I help you?
“Customer”: Yes, what time do you start throwing out doughnuts?