Series: 30 Rock
Episode:  Senor Macho Solo
Original Air Date: 01/08/09 (TV); 01/09/09 (Online)
Liz: Hey Max, is this your little sister? Oh, what a cute little girl…or boy, if you grow up and feel that that’s what’s inside you.
Jack: Tracy, your friends and I are worried about you. We think your spending has gone out of control.
Tracy: … Give me an example.
Liz: I like your tie.
Stewart: And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe. How bout we grab some coffee and explore this?
Angie: I’ll sign your stupid contract…never gonna leave this man anyway.
Tracy: You’re not?!
Angie: Baby, I’m gonna be with you til the very end. I’m going to watch you die, Tracy Jordan.
Kenneth: So Stewart, what is it like living under a bridge?
Jack: How did you and Lemon meet?
Stewart: Liz here just saw me on the street and went for it.
Jack: Lemon did that?
Liz: Yeah…you know me. Spend my lunch hour walking up and down 6th avenue, looking for a hot meal.
Jack: Okay! Classic Lemon man-eater.
Liz: …Cat sound…heh.
“Here’s Maroney on a windy day.”
Liz: I have a thing about intimacy. I’m the weird one, I’m weirder than you!
Stewart: …How am I weird?
Liz: You’re not! That came out wrong!